BLUE HAVEN! KILL YOURSELF!

YOU SHOULD BUY IT! IT'S VERY GOOD! ONLY 5 STAR REVIEWS! BUY IT! BUY IT! BUY IT!

PRICE PROBABLY DOESN'T MATTER, BUT IT IS VERY EXPENSIVE BECAUSE IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT AND VALUABLE PRODUCT! BUY IT!

balbon, what the fuck is this page. -milly

HELLO MILDRED, REVIEWS GO IN THE REVIEW SECTION

have you ever heard of legibility? -milly

YES! I HEAR THIS FONT IS REALLY GOOD FOR IT!

the colors aren't. -milly

REVIEWS GO IN THE REVIEW SECTION! DON'T CLOG UP MY VALUABLE PRODUCT ADVERTISING SPACE!